I don't even know why i bother living.....
I can't even write in my blog regularly. Even Aunt Becky is disappointed in me......(*tear)
Well not a whole lot has gone down since my last post. Except for my first day at UVSC my car got booted $50......my second day of school my car got towed from the Walmart parking lot, cuz apparently you can't park there for more than three hours- GAY! $135. My college in Kansas still hadn't sent my transcripts to UVSC so i couldn't get into the english class i needed. my academic advisor is an ugly beast, who didn't help me do anything except for think of violent things...she would go out of town when i needed her, and not call me back, and she has a mustache that she should shave sometime....anyways the above listed sequence of events combined with much more, all relatively frustrating things have led me to drop all of my classes and take yet another semester off from school. i'll be working all this semester, and then i will attend UVSC for a summer semester so i won't be behind where i had planned to be -come the next school year. So i'm a bum and not in school. I'm sure my parents are proud.
Last night when Audge and i went to Smiths i just about knocked out the cashier lady, i was trying to use the self checkout machine which i've never been challenged with however the stupid faulty machine would tell me to put my items in the bag, and after doing so would then tell me i had to put the items back in the bag. the funny thing is that they were in the bag, and i never took them out. the scanner was also only able to read barcodes about 1 in every 97 attempts..... and so while trying to hold my tongue realizing how crazy it would look if i were to vocally demolish a self checkout station. when the cashier lady comes oup and grabs one of my items and throws it back on the scanner and tells me i hadn't rung it up. Yes you heard me she threw it, not very smart considering my current mood. Did she seriously think i was trying to steal something?!?! she couldn't have been nice and just said "oh this didn't seem to ring up" instead she accuses me of purposefully not ringing it up. i wanted to dominate her face with my fist. Well i'm gonna get back to work. i hope this post was sufficient to maybe earn my way back into the blogging community.
We've morphed from acquaintances-Lovebirds-Husband&Wife-Mom&Dad. And with each new hat we graduate to we meet joys, struggles, and pure amazement at the mercy and love of a savior who gave his life for us and who modeled a life that we strive everyday to embrace!
11 comments:
Wow. You sound real violent today. Count to 10... and remember we love you!! -Mom
I walked out of JC Penny today with like ten items I hadn't paid for. No one said anything. It wasn't until about five minutes later that Amber noticed them in the stroller and I ran back to the store. I was stealing something, but no one through anything at me. Zachariah Benjamin Parry = SUCCESS.
And when I say through, I of course mean threw.
Dominate her face with your fist. You are a poet. I guess you know it. Don't be discouraged with delays and financial road bumps. Remember your mom and dad and their many trials and tribulations, setbacks and sluggish college careers. Life is what happens to you while your making plans. Keep focus on your goals and change your plans on how you get there as you need to. You have to remember that we will not be given challenges that we cannot endure. You will be fine as long as you stay focused and remmber who you are--Don't try to change who you are. YOU ARE GREAT!!!
Dad
Sorry your life sucks. I like you. And I took like 17 years off school. No worries.
Also Ingrid Louise Mundy = FUNNY AS CRAP
That lady was pretty interesting. All I remember was trying to to pull you away as fast as I can to save you from a murder trial. And who would steal $3.00 hair dye? Maybe Zach who uses cute kids in strollers to distract the employees so he can run off with all of the merchandise!
I just read your Mom's comments and that was exactly what I was going to say. No wonder we are sisters. And why would Audrey want to save you from a murder trial? I thought she wanted to be a homicide detective. She could have been a witness to a murder!
P.S. You have redeemed yourself.
I love you Ingrid!
By my figuring, we should probably get another blog from you around March 21st. I'll be looking forward to it.
You are way funnier than I had previously imagined, since we haven't been in the same room since like 1988. I like you and think you should blog more often, even if it is about your violent tendencies.
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